Roberto
a roberto is simply an awesome person who everyone can not help but like. it is only a pleasure to meet a roberto once in you’re life so consider yourself lucky if you do. robertos are well know for their sensibility and most of all, their exponentially increasing swagger. enjoy every second you have with this bamf
person 1: so yeah, i was walking by and i met a guy named roberto, he was–
person 2: whoa! you met a roberto! so swag!
someone who is rude, kind of a jerk, but also sweet, funny, smart, and usually off limits by someone else. can be particularly mean to some people, especially the friends of his future girlfriend, but still is considerably charming and chivalrous.
1) roberto is such a jerk, but i can’t help but like him!
2) why do you like roberto? he called your friend a b-tch!
very kind-hearted, nice, can be a b-tch if get’s mad, always listens, smart, energetic (:
d-mn, i wish i could be a roberto(:
the most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. he’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. he isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. he always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. he takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. and he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. robert is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.
that guy is so amazing… he must be a roberto.
the most bad -ss dude in the world with a huge d-ck and has the best s-x skills ever hes huge like a horse and f-cks like a stallion!
he is so good he has to b a roberto
the most thoughtful person there is. a big heart and …:)
i love him with everything i have to givee.
words wont ever be enough to explain what an amazing guy robert arredondo is. te amo.
omg your boyfriend is such a roberto i wish my boyfriend was like a roberto.
a man of total and complete s-xyness. he is also straight, permenently. on extremely rare occations, he may be also called gumby. in the video gaming world gumby literally translates into master scoper of the quickness. or in other words, quickscope.
“what an amazing gumby!”
“we all wish that david lawrence was as good as roberto.”
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