rocket booming
(v) the act of proclaiming one’s popularity on the internet, especially when the opposite is true.
this is done to give a false appearence and to take advantage of the fact that there is no universal mechanism to track & verify web statistics and even nielsen does not understand the difference between viewers, page views, hits, downloads, and subscriptions.
first used by zefrank on october 23, 2006
“if you want to be popular just go ahead and say you are, i call that rocket booming.”
“14 inches, really?
no, i was just rocket booming.”
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