Rocket Ron
the peter stringfellow of crewe, minus the hair and lap-dancers.
mild mannered maintenance engineer by day, cheesey cheshire ladeez-man by night
fancy a pint and a pickled egg love ?
ian brazendale he is not, but a demi-legend in the making.
why fix it when delegation will do.
i’m busy ask pooley – or – i’ll have a full breakfast janet, but can i have a pickled egg with it?
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