Rockin’ The Bloat
the act of eating way too much at dinner and yet still going out in public, all the while feeling pudgy, swollen, bloated and/or fat.
we ate a huge dinner at that italian place. we could barely move we were so stuffed. but it was her birthday so we all agreed we’d just go rockin’ the bloat.
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