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  professional hairstyling, skin treatment and done up makeup that has stark contrast to the wash-and-wear hair and fresh-faced look. usually worn all day long to remain camera hot and avoid camerambush, yet sometimes reserved for professional modeling or special events appearances. guys often hope to fetch girlfriends who naturally look this way and are shocked […]

• fumble

  when you are trying to make it to the bathroom, but sh-t in your pants before you make it to the toilet. i ate a bean burrito from q-dubs and thought i had to fart, but when the sh-t dripped down my short pants, i surely knew i had fumbled. when you almost get laid, […]

• rofl baked

  being so high on marijuana that you can’t talk, you can only roll around and laugh stoner 1: what was jon doing on the floor for three hours last night, was he drunk? stoner 2: no dude he smoked so much weed he was rofl baked the whole time

• Roger Dunn

  a roger dunn is a bowel movement that is deposited into an elevator call box and is then bragged about by the perpetrator’s mother for years to come. elevator three is out of order because someone roger dunned it.

• Chuck Lee

  a combination of chuck norris and bruce lee chuck lee owns

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