ROFLWUTI
rolling on the floor laughing whilst under the influence.
can be under the influence of any drug and/or substance.
derived from mid bedfordshire after seeing a fellow student actually rolling on the floor laughing whilst near paraletic.
ed: oh my, look at chloe again she’s roflwuti’ing again!
george: she dunnn knoooee!
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