Rohde
red p-b-s, red hair and 14 twin brothers riding together in a sh-tty hyundi stationwagon are all characteristics of a rohde. he can insult zach hoch with ease and he always has a way wif the ladies. of course, he must mistake average interactions like being served food @ a restaurant as being girls’ attempts to flirt wif him. anywho, with his s-xy asthma and arthritis in 72.5% of his joints he could bang any chick at the jungle he wantswant to (but first he needs to stop working 12 hour days and have his mommy give him a ride). also, he will let teachers take his lunch without complaint and he will jog his -ss onto the f-ball field wif a water bottle to serve his team even though they cut his -ss from jv. rohde is derived from the ancient greek word “roadhead” meaning “one who craves feely’s c-ck”
d-mn rohde’s rhymes are phat even though he doesn’t write them and he lacks a tight rapping rhythm.
1. a person who has fict-tious girlfriends with male names.
2. someone who takes pictures of themselves in the mirror with camera phone while shaving their b-lls/vj.
3. a male? who has women worldwide envious of breast size.
4. one who can’t look you in the eyes while talking to you because everything they say is a lie.
5. a complete f-ck up.
synonym spodicus
1. when ryan recieved the rohde pictures, he almost threw up.
2. did you see the rack on that rohde?
3. dude, you totally rohded that sh-t.
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