roomatus interruptus
{roo-may-tuss in-ter-up-tuss}
occurs when playing hide the sausage and a chick’s room mate unexpectedly bursts into the studio apartment they share with three cats, thus prematurely ending the hawt s-x.
unfortunate results include but are not limited to m-ssive blue b-lls and the dreaded, inexplicable sn-tch attack.
see also c-ck block.
a textbook example of roomatus interruptus:
(dude) “aw yeah babe, we’re totally doing it right now and it’s great!”
(chick) “oh yeah, this is way fun! let’s do this until you -rg-sm then i’ll make you a sandwich with my roomie’s lunch meats.”
(dude) “that’s sounds gr–”
(fat room mate, interrupting) “hey guys i’m home!!! did you feed the cat?”
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