Rootbeerian


a rootbeer lover on the rootbeer quest, which involves going into diners and fighting with obnoxious waiters and waitresses who believe rootbeer is just another soft drink.
obnoxious waitress: i’m sorry but we don’t have an rootbeer, but we have c-ke.
awesome rootbeerian: are you kidding me? i’m a rootbeerian! c-ke is not even remotely similar to rootbeer!

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