the feeling you get when you go to the restroom and it feels like some one is pulling a rope out of your -sshole.
and it hurts really bad.
bagley, i have a bad case of the rope sh-ts and it hurts, so don’t touch me.
rolling on the international sp-ce station laughing jessica: hey robin, i just realised that lol backwards is lol robin: rotissl
- Boat Fucker
a guy who roams college campuses looking for boats to have s-x with. he reps the same muddy pants and stained white t 24/sev. he is likely to show up right when a restaurant is closing and try to jack all the bagged milk (fuel for a boat f-cker)… he gets extremely p-ssed off in […]
- account guy math
a creative way of telling the client that he/she has less money than they originally thought, though we will still spend like it’s 1999 all over again. also, never let the number get in the way of a good story. we’ll just use some account guy math to buy another week in sac town.
a rotwin is a hereto undefined arrangement of syllables that will as of now be used to denote a person with many both admirable and regrettable attributes, thereby generating a great deal of ambivalence. generally intended as a masculine noun, it might also be applied to a female in more “liberated” sects of society. ex. […]
gym, food & meat lover. overly emotional male that is never wrong. selfie taker. pretty good looking and he knows it. definite mama’s boy. whenever i go on instagram, i see a gym-selfie with a deep caption, must be alheit.