rotcotflmfaol
roll off the chair onto the floor laughing my f-cking (or fat) -ss off loudly.
jack: sorry i wasn’t in school today, i had to go to my mums memorial service.
jill: rotcotflmf–l
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jack: sh-t, i just got a virus on my pc.
jill: rotcotflmf–l 1 |2 ()\/\/|\| ‘/()|_| |\|()()|3
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