ROTFLMAOUISM


rolling on the floor laughing my -ss off until i sh-t myself.
randolph: (loud sneeze)
antoine: “wow, bro! that sounded like a rusty sneeze.”
randolph: rotflmaouism
antoine: “exactly.”

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