royal ring

an adult human -n-s that remains intact, firm & tidy, no matter how much reception it gives to p-n-ses, fists, or foreign objects. the opposite of a backdoor bucket. a royal ring is essentially the indestructible -n-s – it can take any amount of physical pressure and it will always look perfect and feel firm with no stretching, fissures or skin tags.
i’ve been fisting my husband for years now and he always has the most perfect royal ring, his -ss-hole looks as good as the day i married him in 1973.

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