RTPFMB
verb – acronym – literally to; remove the perspiration from my b-tt
originating in the dirty south region, specifically the city of madison alabama, often used by male middle or high school students to indicate the presence of swamp -ss, and to denote their reason for leaving while in the company of females.
tell mrs schutzbach i’ll be late for cl-ss, i’ve gotta go rtpfmb
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