rufino is the most amazing guy you will ever meet, he’s super sweet, he has a great body. he’s the type of guy a girl wants to marry.
i wish i could marry rufino he’s so sweet and super s-xy.
- Captain Obvious
a sarcastic name for someone who states the obvious cat: “the sky is blue” rich: “thanks, captain obvious” gung ho like duh captian obvious a phrase quite obviously inspired by john madden. contrary to popular belief, captain obvious is capable of flying but is afraid to, so he drives around the country in an rv, […]
- french cap
contraceptive a condom, durex, trojan i don’t care if it doesn’t feel as good, you’re gonna wear that french cap.
you meant to type in p-rn on google but you made a typo and typed porb instead. you then saw the urban dictionary page which made you curious so you clicked on it. now you are reading this. k-y? check. kleenex? check. porb porb: what i typed in after seeing the screenshot from urban dictionary […]
- long island iced tea
strong alcoholic beverage, consisting of four to five hard liquors and a splash of coca-cola. ingredients vary, but generally includes tequila, rum, gin, vodka, and triple sec in equal amounts (1 shot gl-ss usually) with sweet & sour mix for tartness and c-ke to create color of iced tea. a few long island iced teas […]
- nerd tears
when tears run down your face, colliding with an already established snot trail, and the mixture ends up in your open mouth, to your nerdy delight. geoffrey cried nerd tears when he met astrophysicist neil degr-sse tyson.