Rumpleclump


a way of describing an attempt to bring order to a disordered cloth item that is impossible to easily fold in a traditional fashion. this would usually be used when talking about putting away fitted sheets or hoodies, in particular.
“hey, how the h-ll am i supposed to fold this fitted sheet?” “don’t sweat it man, just rumpleclump that sh-t.”

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