rumpledickskin
1. a semi-mythical creature who, in an accident involving a time machine and an anesthesiologist, fell asleep for 70 years while undergoing a circ-mcision, resulting in repeated pulling of the d-ckskin over that entire span before the cut was finally made.
example: “authorities investigating the m-ssive theft of 10,000 wrinkle cream bottles from a shipping container are downplaying rumors that it bears the marks of a rumpled-ckskin-like creature.”
the result of a circ-mcision gone very, very wrong.
“i went to the rabbi and all i got was this lousy rumpled-ckskin.”
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