rumspringasploitation
media such as television shows, films (doc-mentary or otherwise), etc. that portrays the amish tradition of rumspringa (wherein an adolescent is able to explore the outside non-amish world for a period of time), usually with exaggeration and creative editing for effect to entertain rather than educate the non-amish viewing audience.
television programs like “amish in the city” and “breaking amish” are rumspringasploitation shows that make the sheltered amish teenagers seem like a combination of hillbillies and college freshmen at their first keg party.
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