Running Start Teabag


a variation on the teabag. the teabagger must be pantless and run at full speed towards the victim (helps if the victim is sitting). the teabagger then leaps at the victim with his legs apart and slaps the person in the face or mouth with his genitals. if done correctly the victims neck should snap. the teabagger will be feel a great deal of pain but boy is it worth it.
chris: “i need to get home but my ride is p-ssed out in a chair… how can i wake this b-tch up?”
ryan: “three words, running start teabag!”

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