Runway
the recorded programming remaining on your tivo after you’ve paused live tv for the purpose of fast forwarding through upcoming commercials.
“dude, do you have enough runway to skip the commercials in this golden girls?”
“sorry dude, the runway is short so we’re lagging by a minute”
or
“i really want to watch this episode of the golden girls uninterrupted but i only paused my tivo for 5 minutes so i don’t have enough runway.”
the little strip of pubic hair above the v-g-n-. forms a run way to the promised land
while m-ff diving i followed th run way to the promised land.
1. the shaved pubic area of the woman
2. see also landing strip
wow she kept that runway lookin so hot
excessively wide gap between a womans t-ts.
gary: hey you know bazooka betty, i stroked my c-ck on her runway and skeeted on all over her face.
area between the b-llsack and the -sshole
hey wax my runway for me b–tch
the act of doing a line of c-ke which has been laid out on yo d-ck. she snorts da line up yo shaft and then goes down to suck yo d-ck while getting a nice gummer at the same time.
“ey if she hurtin for the blow that bad she gotta do a runway for dat sh-t”
“if she can’t pay, she gotta do a runway”
“runways to bjs, thas how we do”
the action when a male takes a sh-t, and does not wipe on purpose. then walkin carefully to a drunk b-tch, or a freaky sober b-tch, and proceeding with a teabag. (the sticking of both a males t-st-cl-s in the oral oriface of the female). the male then rocks back and forth on the females chest, leaving a skidmark of sh-t, commonly referred to as “the runway”
she’s p-ssed out dude, go take a sh-t and give her the runway.
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