rushnock
a rushnock is manuever performed in the sport of hockey. a rushnock is established when a player deflects or “knocks” the puck into his own goal therefor providing a goal or point for the opposing team. a rushnock is the most atrocious action executed in the sport of hockey. if you ever manage to accomplish such a herrendous act you most significantly will be a great discrace to the rest of your team and the sport of hockey forever and it will never be forgotten. in some cases to even speak of a rushnock is strictly forbidden and will not go unpunished.
example 1:
person: so how was the game last night?
person 2: we lost! one of our players had a rushnock last night and it made us lose.
example 2:
awww man! that was the worst rushnock i ever seen now were going to lose!
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