russian candy
candy that makes you happy as soon as you eat it. it’s not drugs, it’s just children’s candy, but it makes one wonder….
guy: i’m sad…. ima go eat some russian candy 🙂 that’ll make me happy!
when a man eats out a girls poon when shes on the rag, and she sucks his d-ck. they then mix the blood and s-m-n by making out and the resulting mixing fluids look like a candy.
billy: dude me and your mom made some sweet russian candy last night!
kareem: my mom doesn’t know how to make candy.
billy: she does now, she does now.
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