Russian Imperial Soap
the frothy lather created when a russian gas cooker’s v-g-n-l juices are mixed with man gravy, genital sweat a.k.a. duck b-tter and saliva, then laced with the odour of burned latex.
“hey denise, you should have seen the russian imperial soap this g-ssie from st petersburg left me with.”
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