Russian Magneto
a torture tactic and/or sick form of pleasure as you stick a paper clip or small metal piece in ones urethra and use magnetic source to vibrate said metal piece.
man 1: dude are you okay?
man 2: god no….
man 1: what happened
man 2: lacey gave me a russian magneto last night….i have never been so….disturbingly pleased and disgusted
man 1: we, sir, are no longer friends
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