Russian poo


a death-defying act, so treacherous only russians are capable of attempting such a feat. the russian poo consists of releasing feces within a time period so brief, casualties may occur. side effects often include a ruptured colon, chaffed -ss cheeks, broken pelvis, fractured femur, intestine failure, and baldness.
martin’s now in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. he tried doing a russian poo last thursday. luckily, sergei came out of it ok.

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