Rusty Breadknife


a term used to express a very large disliking of a product or service, where one would rather cut their male appendage off with a rusty breadknife then use said product or service again.
person 1: “ah man, i just downloaded that awful candy crush game everyone seems to be play, i don’t get it? it’s sh-t!”

person 2: “i know what you mean. i’d rather get a rusty breadknife…”

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