rusty server
what every closeted divorced man over 40 is looking for: a waiter/bartender, between the ages of 21-25, not super bright, twink, short blond hair, blue eyes, that works at the bar he frequents. he has no friends, but thinks he is cool because a young queer boy who are in their 20’s is interested in him (his money). once he gets the twink to go hime with him, he has the twink rim his -ss while giving him a reach around. the old man is so excited to have the young queer eat his -sshole that he becomes incapable of containing himself and releases his fecal matter all over the twink’s face.
twink 1: “that old creepy guy at the end of the bar is always here staring at us. i think he’s trying to get a rusty server.”
twink 2: “h-ll, he looks rich enough, i’ll go for it! i’ll even f-ck him raw and give him the virus as a thank you gift; after he buys me all the clothes and games that i want, that is.”
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