a rusty trumpbone is a maneuver in the field of government appointments, where a candidate with hopes of high office rabidly licks the -rs-hole of a person in power while simultaneously and publicly w-nking him off, in the hope of being appointed to a lucrative position in the resulting swamp.
steven bannon and rudy giuliani both give an impressive rusty trumpbone.
- nigerian dumptruck
when multiple (at least 15) nigerians gather up at least one white virgin girl from indiana and partake in hot -n-l prenatration until the vast majority is ready to unload. the already exhausted ghostly white b-tch then gets in the middle of the nigerians and they unload their s-m-n until the white girl is no […]
- testosterone addict
troy dorman troy dorman is a prime example of a testosterone addict.
- flirt session
when two people are flirting. things were getting pretty hot and heavy before my mom walked in and interrupted my flirt session.
possibly the most important invention in modern history. they’ve fulfilled man’s oldest dream: to fly. that plane will take you across the world in less than a day, when back in the days it would take months of sailing. noun: accourding to samuel l. jackson, absolutely the worst place to have unaccounted-for snakes. samuel l. […]
- hungarian inferno
when you’re having s-x with the other person on the stove, and you turn it on to see how long they can last. – i f-cked on stacy on the stove. – dude did you do the hungarian inferno on her? – not all the way, she freaked out when i put it on level […]