rusty trumpbone


a rusty trumpbone is a maneuver in the field of government appointments, where a candidate with hopes of high office rabidly licks the -rs-hole of a person in power while simultaneously and publicly w-nking him off, in the hope of being appointed to a lucrative position in the resulting swamp.
steven bannon and rudy giuliani both give an impressive rusty trumpbone.

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