Sac War
when two men thrust their sacs at each others while kissing (preferably tongue) until someone gives up.
rules:
1) weiners must be strapped to the stomach with an elastic band.
2) hands behind the back at all times (allowed to finger oneself mid-game).
3) lips must be locked the entire game.
4) no footsy’s. thats for f-gs.
5) no girls. unless its a hermaphrodite with a sac.
6) loser must tickle the winners prostate until they c-m
me: yo bj i heard you just lost to your dad in sac war.
bj: yea, i have internal bleeding in my nuts and my finger smells like p–p.
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