saccharine


an often derogative term for someone who is so sweet, it’s (almost) annoying. used for people who are overly-optimistic, unflinchingly-kind, and innocent to the point of disbelief that anything bad happens to the world.

not to be confused with saccharin, the artificial sweetener.
she’s so saccharine, she almost gives me a toothache!
insincere sweetness. a set of manners used as a tool of influence. an affectation of kindness and understanding for the purpose of manipulation to gain confidence and control over one or a group of people, but lacking in any true feeling or sincerity. fake.
“she used her saccharine skills to sway the manager that her idea was better than the others.”
a sugar subst-tute, found in splenda, that tastes f-cking nasty but my grandma loves the stuff.
guy 1: hey p-ss the splenda!

guy 2: splenda? man that stuff is nasty and full of saccharine!
when men give a rub or rinse for their t-st-cl-s. first used by cory holcomb in the show ‘wild n out’
alan webb decided to give his saccharine after his long run
a beautiful girl that you met on your college campus, who is coy, yet as sweet as sugar.
at mit campus preview weekend, i met a saccharine and i couldn’t stop thinking about her.

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