Sacred Roll
1) while visiting a foreign bathroom; finding that last roll of -ss wipe under the bathroom counter as you penguin walk from the toilet, panicked that you will be exposed by having to ask for a fresh roll.
2) when cash is real low, the last roll in the house, that must be rationed carefully and used for emergencies only. (no doubling up)
foug: hey, you got anymore sh-t paper?
c: i don’t know, wait here last one man.
foug: ahh, sacred roll
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