sad panda

an unhappy, disappointed person. the phrase can be traced back to an episode of the cartoon south park, in which the “s-xual har-ssment panda” teaches the children what is and isn’t s-xual har-ssment.

for extra sadness, the “a” in sad is drawn out.
i’m a saaaad panda, because my favorite band just broke up.
a melancholy-centered bear who has extreme feelings for a bipolarbear.
the sadpanda drooled from excitement as the bipolarbear walked by.
hey, i’m a guy. i’m single. i would never cheat on you. i would always text you first, tell you that you’re beautiful every day, say i love you in front of my friends, never choose my video games over you, protect you, try my best to never make you cry, hold you and never let you go, kiss you in the pouring rain. yes, ladies, i do exist. no, i’m not gay. stop dating douche-bags and jerks. date me.
the sadpanda waited for his girl outside in the rain when she didn’t have a place to go.
the saddest of all animals is the panda. he has no friends, no family, and no future. therefore, a sad panda is the saddest of the sad. this term is used as an adjective or exclamation to describe moments of sadness beyond sadness but the utter depths of existential angst and isolation.
sister: “my dog just got hit by a car…”
brother: “that’s so sad panda.”

friend: “i just failed my geometry final and i studied so hard, too.”
you: “sad panda…”

a mysterious person dressed in a detailed panda costume who frequently hangs out at bowling green in ny. he is also known to travel throughout the subways and was also spotted in times square.

because his head is usually hung low, he is called “sad panda” by many.

whoisthepanda.com
guy 1: “the sad panda is hanging near the charging bull again. tourists are taking pictures with him.”

guy 2: “that panda looks so depressed. what’s his deal?”
an overworked and underappreciated person, who usually wears tan-on-tan or gray-on-gray clothing, and who threatens his superiors with bodily harm and resignation on a daily basis.
phil isn’t having a good day, he’s in his office being a sad panda.
an unhappy disapointed unfortunate person. someone who’s father turns them into the fbi because they could give 2 sh-ts about them and want all their dope for themselves.

a person who tries too hard to fit in and is annoying to those amongst them.

they will drop out of school, have 10 kids by different fathers or mothers and die with no money, no love and no cl-ss.
look at that dirty chick over there, what a sad panda.

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