sad pants
a variation on sad panda. when you’re so sad, you need an inanimate object to describe the depths of your despair.
tia: “i can’t believe we missed our flight!”
kai: “sad pants.”
the pants emo kids wear. they are tight, narrow leg jeans, that are black, just like the souls of the emo kids that wear them.
eli: look at all those cool kids standing around.
sean: yeah, they are pretty depressed and angst ridden about their life and the second hand bmw their parents bought them.
eli: how can you tell?
sean: they are wearing sadpants
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