sadderday
a really sad sat-rday
so shakisha dumped me.. d-mn tommorow is gonna be a sadderday.
the unsatisfying day at the end of the week when people on a diet are compelled to ditch their dissipative junk-food routine and only eat flavor-impaired less-filling low-calorie health foods. can be especially distressing after the previous 24-hour period, fryday, which is the one glorious day of the week when they are allowed to indulge in all their debauched gluttonous chowing down of rich greasy salty deep-fried delights.
wife #1: what’s with your husband today? he hath that lean and hungry look.
wife #2: oh, it’s nothing, really, dear… he’s just feeling the cl-ssic “sadderday syndrome” after stuffing his face with burgers and fries all day yesterday.
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