sadsturbating
the act of masturbating while sad.
“hey man, is pete okay? i hear a lot of crying and bed-squeaking in his room.”
“nah man, his girlfriend just broke up with him. he’s probably sadsturbating.”
the act of masturbating while in a state of melancholy.
steve’s girlfriend broke up with him last week, since then he’s been sadsturbating.
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