safe wank
masturbating, but in such a way that you are very likely to get caught. likley to happen when in close proximity to other people. similar to a danger w-nk with the exception that you are being spied on, so in the event that you are caught it is not a fault of your own.
let me just knock this safe w-nk out; the tory society are spying on us again
Read Also:
- execubate  when an executive is addressing employee concerns, but just ends up talking about himself. executive: i know some of you are concerned about our company growing pains. it’s reminds me of when i ran a marathon…blah blah blah. employee: omfg could he not execubate all over us. 
- just a diet coke  what you hear every sunday when working at the mcdonald’s drive-thu in utah. such a request comes from any mormon who needs their holy juice after a good ‘ol zion sabbath day. not to be confused with other caffinated beverages, diet c-ke is a great way to be pure in the sight of god while […] 
- kerryfied  a person who has no problem with the politics of john kerry. a progressive liberal democrat looking to make america a socialist state. any person who ignores the needs of american veterans. barack obama is kerryfied. 
- oh sure totally  a form of confirmation that is impossible to say non-sarcastically. person a: “hey man, did you like that movie?” person 2: “oh sure totally.” 
- stay golden pony boy  a person who looks b-tt -ss ugly like a pony that has a dingle-berry and is trying to squeeze it back in. filip stay golden pony boy 
