safe wank


masturbating, but in such a way that you are very likely to get caught. likley to happen when in close proximity to other people. similar to a danger w-nk with the exception that you are being spied on, so in the event that you are caught it is not a fault of your own.
let me just knock this safe w-nk out; the tory society are spying on us again

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