saggy headlights
large, saggy t-ts which tend to protrude from bras.
bill: “bruh, your mom’s saggy headlights burned my eyes out!”
jack: “sorry, it’s not my fault.”
bill: “whose fault is it then?”
jack: ” my dad’s! he t-tf-cked her good.”
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