sailboating
when a man places a strap on backwards as to be able to have s-x with two women. the women straddle him from alternate sides while linking hands over the mans shoulders creating a triangle shape. when the legs and as are both linked the man stands creating the shape of a mast and sail. he then has s-x with the two women.
i need to work on my leg strength if i want to do some sailboating tomorrow night
when a girl’s br–sts are insufficient in size for motorboating, hence the next lowest denomination of aquatic transportation is used.
andrew: why didn’t you motorboat her last night?
corey: she had little a cups, i tried…
andrew: you sailboating son of a b-tch
the act of pressing you nose against a flat chested woman and just blowing
did you motorboat sarah’s friend last night? nope, just went sail boating, there where no b–bs!
when a girl gets on her knees and blows on your b-lls so hard they swing like a mast of a sail boat.
last night my girlfriend got on her knees to suck my c-ck and instead she blew on my nuts..sail boating.
the acting of rocking a mans member (aka sailboat) back and forth inside a womans v-g-n- (aka c-m-boat), this process is refered to as surfing her seas, after which the man finishes within her, this process is refered to as “unloading cargo”
-all aspects must be followed to be considered sailboating
friend 1: “dude, what’d you do last night?”
friend 2: “not much, just some sailboating.”
friend 1: “idiot! think she’ll get pregnant?”
friend 2: “i dont care, not my b-tch.”
much cl-ssier than motorboating. to gently blow on a woman’s nipples.
nothing puts amanda in the mood like sailboating.
blowing on b–bs.
i went to motorboat my girl last night but i was laughing so hard that i just blew on them instead…sail boating!
a three-some consisting of two girls and a guy. the guy lays on his back while one girls rides him and the other sits on his face. the two girls face each other holdings hands, creating a triangle or “sail”.
the same thing as eiffel tower but for 2 girls, 1 guy.
ddannnggggg! dina and snooks really know how to go sailboating!!
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