sailor slap
while hitting a girl from behind, as your about to c-m, acc-mulate a handful of s-m-n (seaman). next spit in the crease of her back giving the impression you came. as she turns around. proclaim “ahoy matey” and forcefully slap it across her face.
sean: bro why is tiffani so p-ssed today?
jubril: lol cuz. i gave dat b-tch a mean sailor slap last night
sean: my n-gg-!
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