salad attack
when you steal some of your wife / gf’s salad, and she screams at the top of her lungs in anger. at which point you reply with “only a fat girl would scream so loud about a salad”, and then you get a plate of salad thrown at you.
mmmm, this is good salad hun! put the salad down now!!! geez, only a fat girl would yell at me for eating her salad…. salad attack!!! -10 sec l8r-…. i’m gonna take a quick shower…
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