the most amazing word to describe a very attractive young man with the name alex. this name is given to one who is loyal and high up in the royal listings of human kind. when you are given the name ‘salajanu’ you are automatically thought of as a s-x machine.
i love how you just moved your arm! it was like totally salajanu
a verb meaning to spend a day roaming around ireland’s capital person 1: what did you do yesterday? person 2: spent the day dubling.. i saw molly malone’s t-ts and everything.
- Faux Defecation
when one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. the cause is sometimes constipation. however this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. it is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. time elapsed before the epiphany […]
something that appears as though it would have potential but doesnt. that movie looked like it had the potential to be awesome, but it sucked and therefore its trailer displayed fauxtential.
too stupid and insignificant to exist girl: who’s that ? friend: doesn’t matter, probably a sanshrut
- Lady Lozenge
lady lozenge. (noun) a euphemism for the cl-toris; derived from the shape of a cough lozenge, which when miniaturised, closely resembles the makeup of said female anatomy. “i was slightly perturbed by the ungodly size of her lady lozenge!” “the gynecologist examined my lady lozenge and she said it was naturally proportionate.”