Salami Slam
c-m on a girl’s face and a piece of salami then hit her with it.
“i gave debbie a mean salami slam last night.”
when you slam someone and accidental -n-l penetration occurs at the end of the slam.
steve salami slammed his girlfriend last night, no lube no nothin’. he said it was an accident and it flopped right in.
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