sales shark
(noun, derogatory slang)
someone who works in sales, usually a call center, who will ask a potential customer questions about things that matter to them, and then use those answers to manipulate them into buying something they don’t need or signing up for a payment plan.
“man, i wasn’t sure i’d get off the phone, that sales shark kept pressuring me to buy a landline when i only use my cell phone. i couldn’t believe he said i’d need a landline ‘in case something happened to my kids and they needed to call for help’. who says that kind of thing to sell something???”
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