Salmon Can


a p-n-s, that is wider then it is shorter. this is a term used when around a group of people, and you don’t want them to know you hooked up with someone that wrecked your pussbox. instead of saying chode, you say salmon can
wh-r- 1 – d-mn, that n-gg- had a chode last night, total…
wh-r- 2 – jessi there are people around!
wh-r- 1 – my bad, that n-gg- had a salmon can in his fridge last night, wrecked my pussbox completely.

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