salmonella
a disease contracted by reptiles that spreads easily to humans. its not good to keep small reptiles around children. do not let them put the reptiles in their mouths. also, you need a protected cage for small reptiles with salmonella, because it can easily seep out and be contracted by humans. small reptiles are illegal in the united states because salmonella was contracted by many americans in the 1970s. do not let reptiles with salmonella be purchased! especially if they are not sold through a certified pet store.
“becky, don’t lick the small turtle or else you will contract salmonella”
a breed of cross-dressing salmon that now go by the name “ella”. despite their proper upbringing as male salmon, they now prefer that you refer to them as salmonella.
chuck: “check it out dude i caught a salmonella!”
bob: “how the flying sh-t did you do that chuck?!”
chuck: “easy, fished in the sl-ttiest part of the reef. ;)”
bob: “niiiice, high five man!”
lief erickson: “tharr she blows! give me the net and let me catch some of this grade a salmonella. hinguh dinguh durrhen!”
the outcome after fishing for salmon with nilla wafers.
man 1:i don’t feel right.
man 2:why?
man 1:i got the salmonella.
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