SALMOWNED
a variant of “owned.” during a secret santa gift event on a popular message forum, someone was sent a piece of smoked salmon. needless to say he was quite p-ssed.
f-g – “well, i got my secret santa gift…it was a giant piece of smoked salmon….i hope the f-cking cat likes it.”
-sshole – “hahahahahh salmowned.”
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