a name that is said to be taken by the descendant of poseidon himself “vaysium” who has yet to take his thrown at the deepest depths of the sea. the prophesy describes this young man to have blue eyes, blonde hair, a defined body, and a pendant related to his origin. his connection to the ocean is unbearably strong, in order to survive he must have a constant resource of water.
young salsberry our almighty vaysium will bring peace to the seas.
- Schnitzel Fritz
variation of the georgia scorcher. when a person p-sses out inebriated, his or her underwear are removed, a hot dog is eased up the -n-s, and underwear/pants are replaced. the victim will eventually awake, appearing to have p–ped a whole frankfurter. that dude was so drunk, he got schnitzel fritzed without a single twitch. when […]
- sea hoe
a sea hoe is a mermaid that has s-x with every fish she sees sea hoe
- sea turtles, mate
an explanation for an event that one cannot, or does not wish to, explain in a logical way. originated from the pirates of the caribbeans franchise how did you escape the island? sea turtles, mate.
- selective comprehension
the act of processing only the portion information given that is gratifying or essential. (defined by michael w. banks) “what do you have, selective comprehension?!”
- senior summer
the summer before your senior year in highschool. the last summer you and your cl-ssmates have together. senior summer is said to be the best summer of your life. “you ready for senior summer?” “only since the first day of freshman year.”