Salted Moose


salted moose – when an erect p-n-s is dipped into a pina colada and its looks like a moose removing its snout from a river or lake after a drink
during foreplay the couple decided to start off with a salted moose.
the college students were having a mean session of truth or dare when johnny dared mary to a salted moose.

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