Salting the Napkin
1. when you -j-c-l-t- in a girl and say you did not.
2. when you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then -j-c-l-t- into her.
guy 1: i think shannon is pregnant.
guy 2: really? d-mn that sucks.
guy 1: nah, that’s ok, i expected it. i keep salting the napkin.
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